Would you like to hear a gripping, enthralling, edge-of-your-seat story written by yours truly? Well, here goes.
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The pasture where our escapee first headed to |
Two days ago, we decided to move the pigs.
Remember those cute babies? Well, they have grown decidedly bigger and louder and it was time for them to move from their little nursery (the horse stall) out to the big world.
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The brambles she got caught in. She still has a scratched up
nose to show for it. |
The first drama came when we went to pick up the pigs. They screamed like I have never heard anything scream before. Loud, piercing screams. After hastily dumping them down in the middle of the pasture, we realized that they needed to be
shooed chased madly into their house (where the food and water will be) for a couple of days until they learn that that is their home base.
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The place where she ducked under the fence. |
Two of the pigs, after being chased around and around, decided to go where they were supposed to go. We were relieved, but there was that one stubborn pig that was determined to stay right where she was. We started to shoo her and, just then, she decided to dodge between my legs and charge straight through the electric wire. I have never seen an animal so determined to get through an electric wire in all my life. She dodged through the wire and then ducked right under the (we thought) carefully sealed gate. I really thought I was going to lose my mind. Here was a pig that, evidently, had no respect for an electric wire and 60 acres (not counting the neighbors') on which to charge madly. I briefly considered just letting the dumb thing wander through the woods for the rest of her life.
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This gate to the pasture where the pigs were supposed to be. |
However, we took off again, chasing this pig over hill and dale (actually, it over through knee-deep pasture and brambles). This pig first of all decided to take off through one of the biggest pastures. She ran at a breakneck pace that none of us could keep up with and then plunged herself into neck deep brambles. We were sure that we could catch her because she was caught, but when I reached for her, she managed to tear herself loose and run again through the electric wire and through the barn and through some more pasture before finally turning around and racing through the open gate into the pasture where she was supposed to be. Exhausted, she threw herself down directly on the electric wire and it began repeatedly shocking her. I don't know if the little burning sensation calmed her, but she didn't budge. We turned the electric wire off and gently walked her back to her sisters in the barn. She went without a peep.
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The three piggies. The one of the left is the escape artist. |
Yesterday, my grandmother reminded me of a poem from the children's book,
Father Fox's Penny-Rhymes.
"Knickerbocker Knockabout
Sausages and Sauerkraut
Run, run, run, the hogs are out!
Knickerbocker Knockabout"
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All's well that ends well... |